“We of the glorious Waffle Council have only one goal - to push the limits of what is possible with the humble waffle. No barrier, be it physical, mental, geometrical or non-euclidian, will stop us from realizing this most noble of goals.
Lady's and Gents, raise your fist and/or tentacles as we push what is possible with the waffle, and beyond it.
LONG LIVE THE WAFFLE.” - TheGoodS1r
"WAFFLE SCIENCE FOR SERIOUS MEN; AND LADIES WHO LIKE WAFFLES BUT LADIES ARE MORE INTO CREPES" - MR_TEX
“YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. Follow the waffle.” - Wolfo
If the waffle cone exists, why not the waffle sphere, or even a mobius waffle?
BIG WAFFLE DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH
“Anything can go into belgian waffle iron, ANYTHING”
-BaronBurek
“NO MORE QUESTIONS. It’s statement time.”
-NoUserName